What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is Father’s Day getting more respect? Depends on who you ask - AP News

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.